If Oprah Winfrey is the new curator at the Palais de Tokyo.
If 50 Cent is the new curator at the Power Plant Gallery.
If Gandalf is the new Curatorial Director at the Guggenheim.
If Dennis Hopper, Kirsten Dunst, Kofi Annan on behalf of the UN, Mel Gibson and Hillary Rodham Clinton are the new curatorial team for documenta 13.
If the Olson Twins are the new curators at the Whitney.
